- Ice cream is a privledge, not a right
- As soon as I have had my coffee, I am going to kill you
- We are going to drive you out to the desert and leave you there*
- This is not working out for me, we have to send you back to the orphange
- Four is just too many, one of you has to go. I will let you guys work out the details.
What the worst thing you have said to your kids? Please make me feel better about myself.
* This threat was actually used against me a in a contract GM and I have with our oldest regarding behavior, priviledges, grades. I had to promise to not make these kinds of threats in future. I guess thats fair.